Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dream Team-Up Pt.3 OR Yao Yi Mao Wii

Pairing #3

Team Name:The Chairmen
Team Members:Yao Ming and Yi Jianlian

Forced by The Peoples Republic to team up in this competition, tricked into thinking they would be posting up a couple of folding chairs, left for dead on the court against ravenous Eastern Conference All-Star snubs.

Don't get us wrong, there is talent, but one thing stands unchallenged: If The Chairmen play any- and I mean ANY- two pieces of furniture, they will go undefeated.

Secretary Desk and Armoire? Good luck.

IKEA shelves and four-post bed? Not a chance.

I'll tell you what: they could go up against a five piece living room set and Yao/Yi would still dismantle them like cheap Scandanavian particle board.

That aside, this is the one team that might put up a fight against Shaq/Howard. Yao shoots about 90% from the field and from the foul line. While they would get torn apart by a faster team of guards, they have a chance to make the second round if the NBA marketing genii decide to put the Chairmen up against the Supermen.

In the end they had better soak in the starting line-up announcements at the game on Sunday because that will be the most action you see all weekend in Phoenix, unless the Chinese judges are handing out scores.

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