Showing posts with label ridiculousness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ridiculousness. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2009

Woolridge camp: no response to rumors about purported caring/not caring about Favre's decision

It's been eerily quiet today when it comes to Team Spike Woolridge. While rumors and sources have been swirling, no one has heard anything from the Woolridge camp, either confirming or denying the leaks and even Woolridge's purported off-the-record statement. What can this mean? Only time will tell.

Woolridge, off the record, says, well, he might care; not out of the question

But it was off the record. The announcement will really tell all.

Source Says: Other Source Indicates Woolridge Leaning Towards NOT Caring About Favre's Decision

Calling from last night's free Black Keys show in Salt Lake City, a source- who spoke on condition of anonymity- reported that another source who also spoke on condition of anonymity (as well as on condition of a hot dog and beer bribe) has heard that Spike Woolridge will likely not care about Brett Favre's impending decision. The source emphasized, "anything can happen with Spike," but was pretty sure that Woolridge would choose apathy. Stay tuned here for the actual announcement.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Spike Woolridge Delays Announcement of Whether Or Not He Cares About Favre's Decision

This Just In: Spike Woolridge To Announce At Noon Whether He Cares About Favre's Decision

Today, Spike Woolridge is expected to weigh in on his interest/apathy/sympathy for Brett Favre's decision about whether to stay retired/re-retire/unretire. Sources anticipate that Woolridge will announce his stance today, as previously announced, at noon MST.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Spike Woolridge To Decide By July 16 Whether He Cares About Favre's Decision

Gone are the days of breaking stories. Now, we're just breaking the breaking of stories. Or breaking when the story will break. This is ridiculous and, more importantly, not news.