Injury Reports have become one of Charlie T's signature posts. But I've been blog-negligent lately and the only strand pulling me out is an injury report. So here we go:
JAZZ EDITION
Carlos Boozer (ever winning back Jazz fans) is unlikely.
Paul Milsap (inspiring Jazz fans to pray, fast, and/or kill for him to stay) is a mortal lock.
Jerry Sloan (suiting up to show an underachieving team what it means to care) is probable.
REST OF THE LEAGUE
L.A. Lakers (hoping the Bobcats don't make the playoffs) are unspoken.
Tyler Hansbrough (giving teams visions of Mark Madsen and the Ghost of Eric Montross) is probable.
Philadelphia 76ers (missing Elton Brand) are doubtful.
Allen Iverson (actually out with a back injury) is complete and utter malarkey.
Joe Dumars (having patience for complete and utter malarkey) is out for the season.
Rasheed Wallace (not being the Pistons' residential talented headache) is surprised.
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