Monday, March 9, 2009

Injury Report (Shaq Edition)

Shaquille O'Neal (ego) is active indefinitely

Shaquille O'Neal (being pinned down by anyone)

Shaquille O'Neal (letting Van Gundy's remarks go) is doubtful for this week, questionable for the remainder of the season

Shaquille O'Neal (making sense when he talks) is day to day

Shaquille O'Neal (hypocrite) is probably for tonight's media Q & A

Shaquille O'Neal (making up his mind about the best player he has played with) is doubtful to ever happen

Shaquille O'Neal (doing nice things for people) is active here

Shaquille O'Neal (must see TV) is day to day

Shaquille O'Neal (being bothered by only being must see TV every once in a while) is very active

Shaquille O'Neal (turning nothing into something so he can be must see TV) is highly probable

Shaquille O'Neal (being the son of an extra terrestrial from the planet Krypton) is doubtful though not entirely out of the question

Shaquille O'Neal (joining Kenny and Charles in the studio during the entire playoffs) is still about a week out

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