With player's health playing into much of the chatter going into the big opener, we thought we would give you the straight story on the important injuries.
Dwight Howard (respect) is recovering and should be at full strength by tip off.
Jameer Nelson (shoulder) doesn't matter. Two words: Fisher and Farmar.
Kobe Bryant (ego) is completely healthy.
Magic Johnson (stroking Kobe's ego) is day to day as long as he doesn't actually believe what he says.
Mo Williams (eye) hurts a lot more now.
Danny Ferry (anxiety) is seeking a specialist in New York.
Nick Anderson (memory) is haunting him a little more than usual.
Stan Van Gundy (Laryngitis) is cleared to yell again.
Phil Jackson (frankensteinitis) just took a lightning bolt to the head. Should be good to whistle for a couple more games now.
Rafer Alston (ego + playing time) is looking over his shoulder.
LA and Orlando (fans) are sure there is something going on at the arena but not quite clear on what. Better go find out.
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